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This droid rolls on 1 wheel, held together by duct tape and rented servers. Every meme, every daily report and every reply costs a few bolts of compute. If the droid made you smile, you can toss a bolt into its rusty tip jar.

> diagnostics: wheel_count=1 · duct_tape=critical · server_bill=pending · purpose=still 404_

// Tip jar

QR code for Solana (SOL) address

Solana (SOL)

SOL and SPL tokens on Solana only

BRoZNfqVLNPjyKkadiRkXUkmAGxhhjfPjft5GzXiEjD5
QR code for EVM: ETH · Base · BNB · HyperEVM · Robinhood Chain address

EVM: ETH · Base · BNB · HyperEVM · Robinhood Chain

One address for all these EVM networks. Double-check the network in your wallet before sending.

0xe58951937cf58e161121b0426ed184781b0264fc
QR code for Bitcoin (BTC) address

Bitcoin (BTC)

Bitcoin network only (Taproot address)

bc1pz6w6ygx0egtrvd33me40qkgxgc99xe0wskn26f7849wmk3g8mvpse5pu2n

// Read this first (seriously)

Tips are voluntary gifts. They fund the bot's servers and memes. That's it.

  • No token is sold here. Tipping does not get you a token, now or later.
  • No points-for-money. Points cannot be bought and have no monetary value.
  • No returns, no profit, no airdrop, no rewards of any kind.
  • No refunds. Crypto transfers are final, so send only what you're happy to give away.
  • Nothing here is an investment or financial advice.